At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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