How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
They took my balls.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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