I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
