I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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