And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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