windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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