Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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