it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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