I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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