you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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