I wish I could teleport
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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