I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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