So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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