do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Of course I have a pirate flag
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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