so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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