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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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