are you still at the devil's house?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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