She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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