Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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