I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
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so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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