am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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