dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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