Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
this just has baby written all over it
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
