I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize