Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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