we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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