Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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