so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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