i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
