No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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