I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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