why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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