Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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