Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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