Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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