I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize