im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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