Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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