I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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