How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
