fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
