Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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