The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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