she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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