We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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