Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
why is half of my head shaved?
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