Swine flu. Run for my life!
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
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