Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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