THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
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