im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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