Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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