no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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