If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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