she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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