u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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